This is what I want!

This was sent to me today by a wonderful friend and it is way too perfect, and have to share it!

My Next Life...

I want to live my next life backwards!

You start out dead and get that out of the way right

off the bat. Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better

every day. When you get kicked out of the home for being too

healthy. You spend several years enjoying your retirement and

collecting benefit checks.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or so, getting younger every day until pretty soon you're

too young to work.

So you go to high school: play sports, date, drink, and party.

As you get even younger, you become a kid again.

You go to elementary school, you play, and have no responsibilities.

In a few years you become a baby and everyone runs themselves ragged keeping you happy.

You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury spa-like conditions: central heating, room service on tap.

Until finally . . .. . . You finish off as an orgasm.